Behavioral Modification Tiki Gods

January 13, 2007 at 12:14 am 3 comments

So, this is a good idea for if you have neighbors who talk all the time and it bothers you.

First, you have to know how to make something like a Furby, or just one of those talking parrot toys that repeats back whatever you say to it in a different voice. I don’t know how to make those things, though, so you will have to tell me.

Anyway, so you do that. It should be easy, because I have done the hard work of thinking of the idea already.

Once you’ve done that, build a giant Tiki god statue in your backyard, facing the fence of the neighbors you want to train. Again, you will have to figure out the details of this.

Program your Tiki god to repeat after or respond to the sounds of your neighbors talking, and then shoot fire out of its mouth.

So every time your neighbors are out nattering in their yards, bothering you, your Tiki god will be all like, “The doctors don’t know what’s WRONG with me…WHOOSH!” and “Oh, look, honey, it’s Bay-Bee Jay-SUS! FSSSH-KOW!

Pretty soon, they might stop standing around nattering all the time, but they would probably not even consciously know why! You will, though! It’s behavioral modification, which is a kind of science.

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Entry filed under: behavioral modification, defense, fear, fire, neighbors, social, surprise, talking, tiki gods, urban.

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3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. kana1999  |  January 15, 2007 at 2:59 pm

    That is awesome! LOL!!

    Here is what you need for Tiki God info…
    http://www.mythichawaii.com

    Everything about the TIKI GODS!!!

    hmmm, flames though….

    Also try http://www.questiki.com, to find giant sized tikis.

    LOL!!!!

    Reply
  • 2. kana1999  |  January 15, 2007 at 3:00 pm

    oops, that’s http://www.questiki.com

    hmm, looks like they are changing the Tiki stuff a bit now. Awesome site though.

    PEACE OUT TIKI GODS!

    Reply
  • 3. rone  |  January 16, 2007 at 6:12 am

    HAY HOW DO I COMMENT ON UR BLOG LOL

    Reply

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